Tag: Drinking
Six Excuses College Students Use For Pigging Out
A list of some of the most common excuses college students make for pigging out on embarrassing amounts of crap in a short span of time.
5 Alternatives To Partying On A Friday Night
Being at a party school can definitely be hard if you aren’t a big party person. I love a party as much as the next person. I love getting dressed up and going out and having a good time. What’s college if you don’t have the party experience with pregames, $9 vodka, and avoiding street throw up like they’re landmines.
7 Signs You’re Not a College Freshman Anymore
College wears on you and ages you. It’s no picnic waking up one morning to discover a few premature grey hairs and a beer belly that just won’t go away. Here are a few signs to look for to help ease you into gracefully accepting you’re no longer a college freshman:
Pillows are for Losers: Seven Places to Pass Out on a College Campus
Number Seven: Barstool I suppose that last final would’ve been hard, had it not been for your six Red Bulls, four Monsters, two black coffees, and one beautiful sunrise. You’re a ticking sleep bomb of adrenaline, energy drinks and coffee breath, but DAMNIT if you don’t celebrate the conclusion of another semester. Please, grab your [...]
Belmont Or Die: Lost Glory and Heavy Wallets
The pastel army continued unabated in their march across America on Saturday. The frat-tasticly ironic attire of bowties, highlighter shorts, and classy-collared flannel was omnipresent at the Belmont Stakes, where the Northeast corridor converged to revel in inebriated gambling. The 85,111 attendants existed in a half alcohol fog/half cigar-smoke haze without their main attraction. The [...]
21st Century 21-Year Old or: How I Learned to Embrace $7.75 Beers
“I find I’m so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it’s the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain.” – Red, “The Shawshank Redemption” (The following diary takes creative license in formulating [...]