I had an outstanding warrant on this one until a couple of years ago. Where most 12-year-olds could swallow whole capsules without even a cup of water, I had to buy the liquid Tylenol, the sole market of which is supposed to be the senior citizen crowd. I used Dimetapp well into my college years, and if I ever had to travel to a country that required taking malaria pills, I’d have to break up the pills in water or juice and then consume it.
Leases are a funny thing. They begin in September (normally), meaning that millions of college students every year scramble at the end of August to move into houses just off campus. It’s inevitably scorching hot during this time, which introduces you to levels of sweat you didn’t think were possible outside of an NBA locker room. It’s all worth it of course, because you are finally, truly, independent.