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5 Ways You Can Sell Your Body For Beer Money
Getting drunk can be an expensive endeavor, especially if the bars are involved. After paying food and rent (which is still too damn high, let us remind you) there’s rarely any money left over for cocktails, let alone beer. Luckily you’ve been blessed with a beautiful, unique cash cow that you can exploit for every penny that it’s worth. That’s right, your body. Believe it or not, there are thousands of dollars to be made by pimpin’ out your corpse. Here’s how.
Official Thanksgiving Drinking Game 2012
It’s here. Or it’s about to be. Depending on when you read this, and what time zone you’re in, you could be eating the mutilated body of a murdered turkey right now. Or you could be done. I don’t know, I’m not a not a damn psychic. Anyway, here’s a fun little drinking game I [...]
The Carouser Wire: A Spat of Alcoholism
Teach a man to drink and he’ll get drunk all night. Teach that same man how to drink an entire case by himself, and you’ve got yourself the picture-perfect image of the college man.
Get Festively Drunk On Bourbon Gravy
Would everyone out there who loves gravy please raise their hands? I’m waiting… Hey you! Yeah you, behind the computer screen! Why aren’t you raising your hand? You and I both know you fucking love gravy. …Please? Fine, whatever. Don’t raise your hand; don’t participate in my informal survey. Be a dick. That’s cool, I [...]
The Jetlag Party Theme
The Jetlag Party Theme is one that few college partiers ever consider an option, and the reason for this is that in the wrong environment it can quickly elicit a noise complaint. However, in the right environment it takes partying to a completely different place. The idea is that timing can make all the difference in the world, and can in and of itself make a theme. Instead of throwing your party starting at 10pm as per every college party / night out ever, throw it just before dawn. Think 4:30am and let it carry through the sunrise. What makes it amazing is that the atmosphere changes completely, the champions of the night who have been out since 10pm the day before will still be going hard, and those who vied to attend will have undoubtedly gotten their weekend’s homework done, taken a nap, and will be fresh and ready to tear up the ENTIRE next day.
To Buy or Not to Buy: A Professionally Made Beer Pong Table
I am not somebody that typically enjoys playing beer-pong. As the administrator of the Party-Lab and a four time party gold-medalist, obviously I have had considerable experience playing the game, but in spite of this I have just never held the reverence and supreme love for the game that my peers all seem to share. [...]
The Ultimate Thanksgiving Hangover Cure
Don’t let your inevitable Wednesday-night-before-Thanksgiving blowout ruin your holiday. Try this simple cure for your Thanksgiving morning hangover, and you’ll be stuffing your face with turkey by kickoff.
Party Characters: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Drinking brings out personality traits in people that you’d never see otherwise. Observe a party setting for just five minutes, and you’ll pick them out. The liquid courage we hold so dear is either a blessing or a curse. Below is a list of party characters you are bound to find at college parties. Perhaps you are one or many of these.
