Back in September, Brian Arola showed us 50 reasons why bottle openers are for sissies. Now, for your viewing pleasure, the guys from Metro Skateboarding have brought us 40 more, accompanied by some bitchin’ banjo music. Top hits include opening a beer with: A chainsaw, a circular saw, an iPhone, an eye socket, a dog, blowtorch, and a Frisbee. Enjoy!
When you strike up a conversation with the opposite sex at a bar, there are a few key phrases you’ll hear like they’re on a loop. It’s not necessarily because he or she wants to have a conversation with you. The person just wants to get to know the important facts. If they’re talking to you, they must want something or else they’d just hang around their friends all night.
HOLI PARTY THEME Derived from the Hindu “Festival of Color” also known as Holi, this party theme is best served outdoors, unless of course your landlord appreciates modern art. Everybody loves graffiti parties, and everybody loves paint parties, it stands to reason that EVERYBODY will love a Holi Party. Color in powder form…enough said. [...]
You’re three beers deep, and you finally have to go to the bathroom, but you want to hold off for fear of “breaking the seal.” As any beer drinker knows, breaking the seal means that after your first bathroom trip, you’ll be going back like clockwork every fifteen minutes or so, severely limiting your fun. This isn’t just psychological, breaking the seal has science behind it, but it doesn’t work exactly how we think it does (there’s no actual seal broken).
Everyone from our generation has watched Cartoons. That, or they are some kind of weird stunted human-being who was denied their childhood. In any event, it is safe to say that everyone has at least heard of cartoons enough to google an iconic one to design a costume. It is loads of fun to walk through a party and relive your Nickelodeon glory days with a room full of Arnolds, Chuckies, Rockos, and whoever elses. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a SpongeBob.
Ah, the ping pong ball: the great equalizer. Whether you’re a burly muscle man, a puny little manlet, or not even a man at all; on the beer pong table, you’re just the same as anyone else. It doesn’t matter what you ate for breakfast this morning, how many friends you have on Facebook, or what your credit score is: once you step up to that table, all that matters is sinking your opponents’ cups, and laughing triumphantly as they wallow in a fit of despair.