Ahh the Toga Party. The old standby. Alright, fine, I am just going to say it……I am fucking sick of the toga party. So, here is what I am going to do about it. Instead of an ordinary Toga Party, I am going to begin pushing the Anything But Sheets Toga Party. What is that you may ask? Well, it is a toga party where anybody who shows up in a toga made out of a sheet…or even a comforter…gets shot in the face. BUT, if you show up in a Toga made of, say, a shower curtain then you are certainly allowed into my party.
Life-guard bros and surfer hoes is all about red bathing suited, David Hasselhoff-esque bros, and bikini-clad, Pamela-esque chicks. Ok, maybe not that intense, but still; guys don the red board-shorts and zinc oxide on their noses, and girls rock some sexy swimwear.
THEME DESCRIPTION All girls love seeing a guy all cleaned up and in a suit, and all guys love seeing a girl dressed down into her most scandalous secretarial undergarments. A win win situation has never been more aptly defined. This is the appeal of the CEO’s and Office Hoes theme party. IMPLEMENTATION Alert your guests [...]
If people don’t find black lights cool enough that a party can be “Black Light” themed, then why not “Lasers and Fog” themed instead? Fog machines can be picked up for pretty cheap these days, and so can laser pointers. Put them together and you have a room full of visible beams flitting all about. It looks AWESOME! Pair it up with some good Electro music and you have a bitchin’ party.
Intro The name, Barbarians and Librarians, is fairly self-explanatory, but I will add that out of the canon of rhyme-schemed party themes this is indeed one of my favorites. There are those that will tell you that CEOs and Corporate Hoes, or Golf Pros and Tennis Hoes are best, but in my perspective they are, [...]