These are dark days for hockey fans. The NHL lockout is looking like it’s going all the way to federal court (no shit), at this point meaning that the entire 2012-2013 season is all but canceled. For those of us who love the sport, this year there will be no pre and post game shit […]
Hold on to your frigid nether regions; winter has finally come—and unlike your deadbeat father, it’s here to stay. For pow-shredders, gnar-lovers, and whatever other goofy ass buzzwords people are using to refer to skiers and snowboarders nowadays, this ski season is shaping up to be whiter than the entire cast of Friends. (Is that […]
HOLI PARTY THEME Derived from the Hindu “Festival of Color” also known as Holi, this party theme is best served outdoors, unless of course your landlord appreciates modern art. Everybody loves graffiti parties, and everybody loves paint parties, it stands to reason that EVERYBODY will love a Holi Party. Color in powder form…enough said. […]
Everyone from our generation has watched Cartoons. That, or they are some kind of weird stunted human-being who was denied their childhood. In any event, it is safe to say that everyone has at least heard of cartoons enough to google an iconic one to design a costume. It is loads of fun to walk through a party and relive your Nickelodeon glory days with a room full of Arnolds, Chuckies, Rockos, and whoever elses. Who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a SpongeBob.
The Jetlag Party Theme is one that few college partiers ever consider an option, and the reason for this is that in the wrong environment it can quickly elicit a noise complaint. However, in the right environment it takes partying to a completely different place. The idea is that timing can make all the difference in the world, and can in and of itself make a theme. Instead of throwing your party starting at 10pm as per every college party / night out ever, throw it just before dawn. Think 4:30am and let it carry through the sunrise. What makes it amazing is that the atmosphere changes completely, the champions of the night who have been out since 10pm the day before will still be going hard, and those who vied to attend will have undoubtedly gotten their weekend’s homework done, taken a nap, and will be fresh and ready to tear up the ENTIRE next day.
If there are two things that the Homeless party will not do…it is 1: make you Relax, or 2: make you Kill the Prime Rib of Micronesia. HOWEVER if you are interested in having an awesome crazy time, then it is the way to go. The Homeless party is one of the most fun parties to decorate and dress up for, and for this reason is a GREAT college party theme.
Most often seen sitting cross-legged outside on the quad or in the corner of the living room at your friend Stevie’s house party, the North American Guitar Douche (barchordicus repeaticus) is a common specimen on almost any college campus. Known primarily for his classic mating call (a rambling three-chord rendition of Wonderwall by Oasis), the […]
We’ve all seen the same, trite party themes used over and over again in college and sometimes, the best thing you can do is try to spice things up a bit with a new theme every once in a while. After all, you can only go to the same, pirate/cowboy/redneck/disco-themed party so many times, and […]