Party Solutions
Shred the Powder (And Your Liver) With a Shot Ski
Hold on to your frigid nether regions; winter has finally come—and unlike your deadbeat father, it’s here to stay. For pow-shredders, gnar-lovers, and whatever other goofy ass buzzwords people are using to refer to skiers and snowboarders nowadays, this ski season is shaping up to be whiter than the entire cast of Friends. (Is that [...]
40 (More) Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Like a Badass
Back in September, Brian Arola showed us 50 reasons why bottle openers are for sissies. Now, for your viewing pleasure, the guys from Metro Skateboarding have brought us 40 more, accompanied by some bitchin’ banjo music. Top hits include opening a beer with: A chainsaw, a circular saw, an iPhone, an eye socket, a dog, blowtorch, and a Frisbee. Enjoy!
5 Ways You Can Sell Your Body For Beer Money
Getting drunk can be an expensive endeavor, especially if the bars are involved. After paying food and rent (which is still too damn high, let us remind you) there’s rarely any money left over for cocktails, let alone beer. Luckily you’ve been blessed with a beautiful, unique cash cow that you can exploit for every penny that it’s worth. That’s right, your body. Believe it or not, there are thousands of dollars to be made by pimpin’ out your corpse. Here’s how.
Throwing A Party? 5 Things To Lock Up Before Things Get Rowdy
Throwing a party can be a really good time, but welcoming a bunch of people you won’t know that well into your home has it’s obvious drawbacks. For instance, there’s a good chance some of your stuff might go missing afterwards. Think about your sketchiest friend. Now think about the sketchy people they’ll invite to your party. Scary right? Here’s some essential items to stow away and lock up before the party starts.
Booze on a Budget: The Dirty Deeds of Getting Drunk For Free
Boozing on a budget isn’t easy. When it comes to spending money, college students are similar to the federal government: We frivolously piss away funds we don’t have on weekends of pleasure.
Fortunately, we are ingenious when it comes to finding a way to get booze. The party must go on, and come hell or high water, the solo cup will be filled with the delicious nectar that fuels our fun. The art of getting cheap booze doesn’t always have to involve pushing the boundaries of your financial budget, though. The following are some ways in which you can get booze practically free:
How to Win Friends & Influence People (by Building a Pumpkin Keg)
Halloween is tonight, are you ready? Not if you don’t have a pumpkin keg. All the cool kids have pumpkin kegs, they’re like, so totally in this year. Are you willing to risk becoming a social pariah and thereby not getting invited to Chad Jarvis’s house party (which is gonna be like, the social event of the friggin’ century) because you don’t have a pumpkin keg? Of course you aren’t, you little sheep. Conform to the masses now and struggle with an identity crisis later with this quick and dirty guide on how to make a totally boss pumpkin keg.
How To Get Served First In A Keg Line
The keg is among a college kid’s most precious commodities. Filled with liquid courage just waiting to be tapped, the keg is what makes a college party. Without it, it’s really more of a “get together” or something. But waiting in line for the keg is such a hassle. Getting to the front of the line is crucial in order to maintain your buzz. Here’s five ways to get to the front of that line.
4 Bizarre Types of “Sexy” Women’s Halloween Costumes, and What You Should Wear Instead
It is that time of the year again. As the days grow shorter and the morning dew turns to frost, it is clear that fall will soon be upon us. For many of us, the coming of fall brings to mind fond memories: the sensation of chilled autumn air in the back of our throats, the dry crunch of leaves beneath our feet, perhaps even the sandpapery chafe of nipples—hard and cold as ice—beneath our undershirts. But for many of us college students, fall means one thing and one thing only: Hallo-fuckin’-ween. And in turn, Halloween itself also means one thing and one thing only: bitchin’ costumes.