In honor of Shark Week we would like to share our recipe for Chum Jungle Juice. We previously wrote about Shark Week drinking games, but realized that people didn’t have something to drink during those games. Here is our remedy for that situation. The key to this recipe is getting the right color, consistency, and [...]
These are dark days for hockey fans. The NHL lockout is looking like it’s going all the way to federal court (no shit), at this point meaning that the entire 2012-2013 season is all but canceled. For those of us who love the sport, this year there will be no pre and post game shit [...]
Hold on to your frigid nether regions; winter has finally come—and unlike your deadbeat father, it’s here to stay. For pow-shredders, gnar-lovers, and whatever other goofy ass buzzwords people are using to refer to skiers and snowboarders nowadays, this ski season is shaping up to be whiter than the entire cast of Friends. (Is that [...]
Back in September, Brian Arola showed us 50 reasons why bottle openers are for sissies. Now, for your viewing pleasure, the guys from Metro Skateboarding have brought us 40 more, accompanied by some bitchin’ banjo music. Top hits include opening a beer with: A chainsaw, a circular saw, an iPhone, an eye socket, a dog, blowtorch, and a Frisbee. Enjoy!
Ah, the ping pong ball: the great equalizer. Whether you’re a burly muscle man, a puny little manlet, or not even a man at all; on the beer pong table, you’re just the same as anyone else. It doesn’t matter what you ate for breakfast this morning, how many friends you have on Facebook, or what your credit score is: once you step up to that table, all that matters is sinking your opponents’ cups, and laughing triumphantly as they wallow in a fit of despair.
It’s here. Or it’s about to be. Depending on when you read this, and what time zone you’re in, you could be eating the mutilated body of a murdered turkey right now. Or you could be done. I don’t know, I’m not a not a damn psychic. Anyway, here’s a fun little drinking game I [...]
Would everyone out there who loves gravy please raise their hands? I’m waiting… Hey you! Yeah you, behind the computer screen! Why aren’t you raising your hand? You and I both know you fucking love gravy. …Please? Fine, whatever. Don’t raise your hand; don’t participate in my informal survey. Be a dick. That’s cool, I [...]
Throwing a party can be a really good time, but welcoming a bunch of people you won’t know that well into your home has it’s obvious drawbacks. For instance, there’s a good chance some of your stuff might go missing afterwards. Think about your sketchiest friend. Now think about the sketchy people they’ll invite to your party. Scary right? Here’s some essential items to stow away and lock up before the party starts.