James Bond may not drink beer, but who wants to party with him anyway? He’d probably just end up shooting up the place and stealing all the women. But if Bond…James Bond…did crack a cold one every now and again, you can bet he’d be one sneaky SOB about it.
There are plenty of plunderers in your midsts, which means it would be wise of you to hide your alcohol. We traveled to the darkest corners of the internet and back, and we have returned to share with you the best ways of hiding your liquor.
My freshman year I distinctly remember the first time my roommate walked into my dorm suite. I remember it because it was a day that changed my life… or at least every weekend thereafter.
He entered our dorm while awkwardly lugging a huge industrial water cooler. How he managed to convince the front desk to let him bring it in is still a mystery to me. I guess people are wary of fucking with people who enjoy cold fresh water. I mean, they don’t even allow rice cookers, but somehow he got a water cooler into our dorm.
Everyone who throws parties has rules that they want their guests to follow. Here is a collection of party rules that we have amassed that we think are the best out there. From what we can tell Suzanne’s party rules were the original.
This diagram is the perfect solution for when you want to drink, but it is either illegal or otherwise socially unacceptable. Why should you have to stay sober at the movie theater huh??
It is no surprise that students love to smoke in the dorms, and such is the necessity for the popcorn trick . No matter how strict the policy is, or how many close calls one has had; people are going to light up in their rooms. Most RA’s are aware of this, and while some […]