College Party Attractions
13 Cupcake Recipes For College Theme Parties
For all of those that have never made cupcakes before. You are missing out. This statement is coming from a guy. Cupcakes are so stupidly easy to make, and they add such a ridiculous element to a party that you would be a fool not to make a ton for your next college house party. Without [...]
How to Make a Gummy Bear Chandelier
A gummy bear chandelier will add an element of ridiculousness to your party that can only be achieved by a proteinaceous fruit snack suspended from your ceiling. It is colorful, it is tasty, and it will entertain your guests to no end. Well, that is, if your guests don’t devour the entire chandelier by the [...]
Shred the Powder (And Your Liver) With a Shot Ski
Hold on to your frigid nether regions; winter has finally come—and unlike your deadbeat father, it’s here to stay. For pow-shredders, gnar-lovers, and whatever other goofy ass buzzwords people are using to refer to skiers and snowboarders nowadays, this ski season is shaping up to be whiter than the entire cast of Friends. (Is that [...]
Get Festively Drunk On Bourbon Gravy
Would everyone out there who loves gravy please raise their hands? I’m waiting… Hey you! Yeah you, behind the computer screen! Why aren’t you raising your hand? You and I both know you fucking love gravy. …Please? Fine, whatever. Don’t raise your hand; don’t participate in my informal survey. Be a dick. That’s cool, I [...]
To Buy or Not to Buy: A Professionally Made Beer Pong Table
I am not somebody that typically enjoys playing beer-pong. As the administrator of the Party-Lab and a four time party gold-medalist, obviously I have had considerable experience playing the game, but in spite of this I have just never held the reverence and supreme love for the game that my peers all seem to share. [...]
The Top 5 Hot Alcoholic Drinks for Cold Weather
That’s right boys and girls, fall is almost over and winter, the season of chapped lips and erect nipples, is almost here. Most college kids dress warmer in the winter (except for that one asshole who insists on wearing shorts and a T-shirt every day), but many forget to drink warmer as well. Since drinking alcohol actually makes you colder (through some sort of biological process I can’t be bothered to understand or explain), drinking hot drinks will help counteract the cooling effects of the alcohol, keeping you warm and toasty all party long. Here are five of my favorites:
The 10 Worst Halloween Candies of All Time
Halloween, the one blessed night a year when it isn’t considered weird or passé to get hammered-ass drunk and stuff your fat face with mound after mound of candy, is almost upon us. And though there are many different kinds of delicious candy available for the occasion, one must be careful in their selection of Halloween treats. The [...]
The Boardwalk Empire Drinking Game
Every great show needs a drinking game. The third season of Boardwalk Empire is now underway and it’s looking like the best season so far. Last season ended in a shocker. A dramatic standoff between Nucky Thompson and Jimmy Darmody left us all saying “WHYYYYY!?” Since then, we’ve been waiting to see what 1923 [...]