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It’s been affectionately referred to as the Sex List, Bang Ballot, Coitus Catalogue, Copulation Chronicles, Screw Scrolls, Sex Series, Ass Archives, Pudenda Diaries, Fuck Files, Diddle Docket, Poon Panel, Mr. Ballin’s Opus, Pussy Portfolio, Le dossier du penis, or Catalogo de sexo. It’s something that most college students have, but very few are willing to let others see (or even let them know it exists).
My freshman year I distinctly remember the first time my roommate walked into my dorm suite. I remember it because it was a day that changed my life… or at least every weekend thereafter.
He entered our dorm while awkwardly lugging a huge industrial water cooler. How he managed to convince the front desk to let him bring it in is still a mystery to me. I guess people are wary of fucking with people who enjoy cold fresh water. I mean, they don’t even allow rice cookers, but somehow he got a water cooler into our dorm.
Once a year it comes time to don the tackiest sweater you possibly can and put back pudding shots like nobody’s business. Why you ask? I don’t really have a good answer. All I know is… if it’s good enough for Bill Cosby it’s good for me.