How To Open A Beer Bottle Like a Badass – 50 Ways [Video]

We’ve all been there at some point, stuck with a pop top beer without a bottle opener. Normally, you’d be looking for the nearest table to dent to force that top off. That’s only because you’re not half as resourceful as the gentlemen in this video.

With 50 plus ways to open a beer, these guys say “to hell with bottle openers.” Don’t worry about trying to out bad-ass them, it’s already too late for that. Here’s the top ten ways these guys opened a beer:

10. With a Dirt Bike Tire

The tire was moving of course, but not sure if that’s necessary.

9. With a Machete

There you are, cutting through the tall grass on your daily jaunt through the prairie. You can’t weigh yourself down with a bottle opener, good thing you got your machete.

8. With a Fan

You don’t need to get up to grab your opener on a hot summer day, just use that fan that is inevitably blowing on your from two feet away.

7. With Pizza Cardboard

Frozen pizza and beer go together quite well, so why wouldn’t the cardboard be able to open a beer?

6. With Your Forearm

I don’t even want to attempt this one, but then again I don’t claim to be as bad-ass as these people.

5. With a Pickaxe

Maybe coal miners don’t have it so bad?

4. With an iPod

If I can open a beer with an iPod, why does it break when I drop it?

3. With an Airsoft Gun

I don’t advocate drinking and using firearms, but that was pretty cool.

2. With a Basketball Hoop

This ones especially cool because it takes some athletic ability to accomplish.

1. A Deer Skull

It took a couple tries, but you can use a deer skull to open a beer. If anything, I’m glad this video taught me that.

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