The Weekly Monday Night Football Drinking Game

| September 10, 2012

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Monday Night Football is back ladies and gentleman, and with it comes our MNF drinking game, because anything that can make Jon Gruden more bearable to listen to is a damn good thing. Check back each week for new rules tailored for each match-up. This week we have a double header, so get ready to get sloshed.

What You Will Need

  • Beer 
  • Liquor
  • A television
Cincinnati at Baltimore
 
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The Rules:

Take a drink anytime:

  • Joe Flacco overthrows or underthrows a receiver
  • Ray Lewis makes a tackle
  • Jon Gruden gushes about any player
  • Terrell Suggs is mentioned
  • Bryant Mckinnie gives up a sack
  • Andy Dalton’s maturity is mentioned
  • The Ravens have a huddle (they’re supposed to have switched to a no huddle this season)
  • Pacman Jones is mentioned
  • AJ Green catches a ball
Take a shot of liquor anytime:
  • Jon Gruden says something like “let me tell you something about this guy” and then says something about that guy
  • Torrey Smith drops a pass
  • The Ravens intercept Andy Dalton
Take 3 shots of liquor if:
  • BenJarvus Green-Ellis fumbles (zero career fumbles)
 
San Diego at Oakland
 
 
The Rules:
 
Take a drink anytime:
  • Phil Rivers throws an incomplete pass
  • Phil Rivers’ phantom injury last year is mentioned
  • Phil Rivers has a whiny look on his face
  • Carson Palmer is nearly picked off
  • Rolando McClain gets a tackle
  • Darren McFadden’s injury history is mentioned
  • Vincent Jackson is mentioned
  • Antonio Gates makes a catch
  • Ryan Mathews is mentioned
Take a shot of liquor anytime:
  • Darrius Heyward-Bey drops a pass
  • Phil Rivers throws an interception
  • Carson Palmer throws an interception
 

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Brian is a soon to be senior at the University of Minnesota who's growing terrified of the impending termination of his college career. He's an aspiring journalist who spends his free time taking fantasy sports way too seriously, eating really spicy food and avoiding awkward small talk with people he only sort of knows. Brian's been mistaken for a Canadian countless times, but has never played hockey and doesn't even like maple syrup. He does say "eh" sometimes when he drinks though. Follow him on twitter @BrianArola
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