2012 London Summer Olympics Drinking Game

 As is tradition, college students all over the country will be gathering to watch the Olympics, and simultaneously get blackout drunk. Here are the rules for the 2012 London summer Olympics drinking game. 

TAKE A DRINK

• Didn’t stick the landing
• Hideous uniforms
• Michael Phelps
• Bitter Runners-up
• Shotput Derp
• “Just a kid from…”
• Track and qwop
• Visa ad
• Tears
• Excessive beach volleyball coverage
• Sob story montage
• Celebrity spectator

TAKE A SHOT

• New world record
• High five left hanging
• Gymnasts of dubious ages
• Kerri Strug
• Balance beam fall
• Fat kids, fat parents
• Hurdles wipeout
• Casual Nationalism from announcers
• U.S.S.R. mention
• Dad’s the coach
• Nordic country wins gold

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

• Compound fracture
• Lichtenstein wins
• Wrong national anthem at awards ceremony
• USA wins ping-pong gold
• Streaker
• Synchronized swimmer drowns
• Diving bellyflop
• Serious Javelin injury

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