Glitter Party

| January 2, 2012 | 61 Comments

Blowing GlitterTHEME DESCRIPTION

 Remember when you were a little kid. Whenever you saw glitter you almost shit your pants with excitement. It didn’t matter if you were a guy or a girl.  When there was glitter you were going after it like a squirrel chasing a piece of tin foil. 

The glitter party is all about bringing back the unbridled joy you got from those stupid multitudinous little flecks of metal and plastic. 

IMPLEMENTATION

Inform your guests that in order to gain entry to your glitter party they must bring an offering of glitter, be wearing glitter, or otherwise be getting their glitter on.  

Girls absolutely love glitter, so this won’t likely be a problem. They will show up with every part of their body completely covered in the crap. Guys on the other hand, tend to be more wary of glitter. 

Either way, if they don’t have glitter when they show up at your door, you then have the option to turn them away, or throw a big tube of glitter on them and begrudgingly let them enter your house. 

DECORATIONS

 To throw glitter party the one thing you will need in abundance is, you guessed it, GLITTER. You can buy glitter tubes, glitter tins, glitter glue, glitter EVERYTHING. 

As long as you have glitter you are set. If you really want to go overboard you can buy some old Christmas decorations, a disco ball, and some other shiny shit, and hang it around your house. You can also Bedazzle everything in your apartment. Crunk cups will be in abundance. 

To avoid confusion, bedazzling does pass for glitter. As long as it is done tastefully.

Note: Strobe lights are fantastic at Glitter Parties. 

DRINKS

 For drinks you will want to buy some Absolut vodka in the disco ball bottles. You know the ones we are talking about.  

Also, you could engage in a nice little game of glitter pong. Looks good going in, AND coming out. We don’t suggest it. 

Glitter Pong

FOOD?

 If you really want to go overboard with stuff you can make glittery food. Cupcakes and cookies work best, but feel free to experiment with other stuff if you are feeling wacky. 

Glitter Cupcakes

 

KEYS TO SUCCESS

The key to success when throwing a glitter party is getting the guys into it. Usually making out with a chick who has glitter all over her lips will do it. 

Nothing like having a big glittery mess all around your mouth to say, “Hey I’m a whore.” 

WARNINGS

If you want your landlord to absolutely hate you then go ahead and throw a Glitter Party. However, if you intend on maintaining good relations with your landlord make sure to rent an industrial vacuum for when the party is over. Believe us, glitter is almost impossible to get rid of. Believe it or not, if you have carpets it’s easier than if you have hardwood floors. Glitter sticks to flat surfaces but you can bury glitter in the carpet. 

Either way your house will look  like Ke$ha’s bathroom when you wake up in the morning. 

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