The Benefits of Tequila

| November 19, 2011 | 297 Comments

Benefits of TequillaTHE BENEFITS OF TEQUILA

  • REDUCES ANXIETY

  • ELIMINATES GUILT

  • PRODUCES MEMORY LOSS

  • LOOSENS SPEECH

  • RELAXES SOCKS

  • DISTANCES FROM WORK

  • SOFTENS TENSIONS

  • FIXES BROKEN HEARTS

  • GOOD APERITIF

  • SUPRESSES HUNGER

  • QUICKENS RESULTS

  • FREQUENT BLUSHING

  • REMOVES SHYNESS

  • ENHANCES VOICE

  • UPLIFTING

  • PROMOTES ROMANCE

  • INCREASES CIRCULATION

  • MAKES FRIENDS

  • BONDS FRIENDSHIP

  • INCREASES EYESIGHT

  • INCREASES BEAUTY

  • MAKES HAIR SOFT AND FULL

  • OPENS DOORS

  • REMOVES INHIBITIONS

  • MAKES EVERYONE BEAUTIFUL

  • CURES SADNESS

  • HELPS DIGESTIONS

  • KILLS AMOEBAS

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