The Green Dragon

| September 22, 2011 | 10 Comments

The Green Dragon

There are many ways to get fucked up and to ingest THC to get high, but few are as efficient as “The Green Dragon.”  This diabolical beverage and its name are notorious around the world.  

What it IS.

The Green Dragon is a high-proof alcoholic beverage that has been used to dissolve THC creating one bad-ass solution.  You can attempt to take shots of “The Green Dragon” but chances are you will end up flat on your ass, or worse, in the hospital, but it is had on good authority that mixed properly it can create one especially mellow cocktail.

What You Need

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  • Weed
  • High Proof Alcohol (Bacardi 151, Everclear…etc) 1 shot to every 1/2 gram of weed
  • A Strainer
  • Time

Preparation

There are a number of steps, and it seems that there are two schools of thought: those who believe the weed must be cooked a bit first, and those who believe this is an unnecessary step.  Whether pre-toasting your weed actually increases potency is unknown, but either way the THC is soluble in alcohol.  SO, without further ado:

  1. Pre-Toast your weed in the oven around 200 Fahrenheit for no greater than 10 minutes…OR, you know, don’t.
  2. Add your weed to a VERY high proof alcohol such as Bacardi 151 or Everclear
  3. Let this mixture sit in a closed container unexposed to sunlight, or excessive heat.  Excessive heat can degrade the THC.  
  4. Shake the container periodically throughout a month long period.
  5. FINALLY, after about a month, sift out the weed using a strainer, and store the alcohol in a cool dark place until consumption.

Consumption

DO NOT fuck around with The Green Dragon.  It will mess you up.  never drink more than a shot per a 2-3 hour period, and be careful not to imbibe other alcohol excessively.  THC causes vasodilation: this means that your blood-vessels expand allowing greater exposure of your muscles and brain to whatever is in the blood-stream.  For this reason, alcohol is extra effective and extra detrimental to your body while high.  USE WITH CAUTION

 

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Aaron is a Co-Founder of TCC and has eagle-like eyesight. Challenge him to a game of I-spy sometime....you will lose. He likes fancy goblets, lingonberry jam, and showering people with Champagne at inappropriate times.
  • Pooptickler

    I should mention THC is not a protein, and therefore cannot be denatured.  It CAN however still be degraded by exposure to light.  Many such chemicals are indeed photosensitive.

    • Anonymous

      I take it you’re a biochem major. You should check out our “You know You’re a Science Major If…” article here http://www.thecampuscompanion.com/2011/01/24/you-know-youre-a-science-major-if-part-1-of-a-series/.  

      We’ll make sure to get that edit up for you. 

  • Chazsjo07

    How much weed do you use?

    • Anonymous

      1 shot to every 1/2 gram of weed

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  • Bhealy

    the comments of THC being a vasodilator should be taken with a grain of salt. There is a complex reaction of the body involving ethanol (especially high proof) and THC that causes a wide range of effects on many systems, so its hard to say its a single thing causing vasodilation

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  • dermed

    this is a terrible way of makeing green dragon!

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