Archive for May, 2011
5 Reasons to Keep Beer out of Jungle Juice
First off, the point of having Jungle-Juice at a party is to diversify your alcoholic party-portfolio. Not everyone likes beer, and not everyone likes liquor, so what do you have as an alternative? Jungle-Juice. Point being, if Jungle-Juice has beer in it, it very well isn’t an ALTERNATIVE to beer. It is just beer, with fruity flavoring.
Thumper
Thumper never fails to be a fantastic game to play with good friends. The gestures people make up are usually hilarious, everyone ends up drinking, it is easy to furnish silly personal vendettas, and ultimately bad things rarely happen. On that note, though, after a particularly voracious session of Thumper it is entirely possible to wake up the next morning with your hands bruised. This bruising is usually a sign that you drank way, way, way too much.
Gi-Joes and Army Hoes
GI Joes and Army Hoes is just like any rhyme schemed theme ever. Guys dress as soldiers, and girls as, well, soldiers. You know….only, sluttier. I’d let her save my Private Ryan.
Letter Party
A Letter Party can be a great way to let your guests exercise their own creativity. Instead of the responsibility falling upon the host to decide what guests should dress as, the host merely has to choose a letter of the alphabet. Then it is up to dress as, or in anything that begins with the chosen Letter.
Anything But Sheets: Toga Party
Ahh the Toga Party. The old standby. Alright, fine, I am just going to say it……I am fucking sick of the toga party. So, here is what I am going to do about it. Instead of an ordinary Toga Party, I am going to begin pushing the Anything But Sheets Toga Party. What is that you may ask? Well, it is a toga party where anybody who shows up in a toga made out of a sheet…or even a comforter…gets shot in the face. BUT, if you show up in a Toga made of, say, a shower curtain then you are certainly allowed into my party.
Hippies vs. Hipsters
Though similar in name the culture and styles of Hippies and Hipsters are fundamentally different. By throwing a Hipster vs. Hippies party you give your guests the opportunity to align themselves with one groupings style, and you will absolutely see the difference.
Lifeguard Bros and Surfer Hoes
Life-guard bros and surfer hoes is all about red bathing suited, David Hasselhoff-esque bros, and bikini-clad, Pamela-esque chicks. Ok, maybe not that intense, but still; guys don the red board-shorts and zinc oxide on their noses, and girls rock some sexy swimwear.
CEOs and Office Hoes
THEME DESCRIPTION All girls love seeing a guy all cleaned up and in a suit, and all guys love seeing a girl dressed down into her most scandalous secretarial undergarments. A win win situation has never been more aptly defined. This is the appeal of the CEO’s and Office Hoes theme party. IMPLEMENTATION Alert your guests [...]