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How To Clean A: Bathtub / Shower Basin (Soap Scum)

How To Clean A: Bathtub / Shower Basin (Soap Scum)

| February 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

Seeing as you are in college, chances are you have encountered a dirty ass shower with that kind of darkish buildup on the floor or sides.  This build-up is called soap scum.  Now, before I tell you how to clean this crap, I am going to warn you that there are a number of people [...]

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Doing the Dishes – These Pictures Couldn’t be More Accurate

Doing the Dishes – These Pictures Couldn’t be More Accurate

| December 23, 2011 | 0 Comments

Any college student that has ever been in the dorms or had a roommate will understand the truth that is presented in every single one of these pictures.

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The Dishes Argument: Learning to Cohabitate Harmoniously with Roommates

The Dishes Argument: Learning to Cohabitate Harmoniously with Roommates

| March 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

“I don’t use the dishes, so I shouldn’t have to wash them!” This is a phrase uttered by roommates around the world. Unfortunately it is a sign of poor communication and cohabitation technique.

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Magic Erasers Clean Everything but Herpes, Debt, and Shame

Magic Erasers Clean Everything but Herpes, Debt, and Shame

| February 25, 2011 | 3 Comments

The Mr. Clean Magic Eraser truly is as its name would suggest, magic. These cleaning pads, which look like small rectangles of styrofoam, seem to contain some kind of micro-abrasive polymer that makes cleaning dirt, grime, or scuffs a breeze. Polishing any surface to its original sheen without fail. Perhaps this is how Mr. Clean is able to keep his head so remarkably shiny, which leaves only the mystery of what truly happened to Mrs. Clean. In any event, you’ll never need elbow grease again if you have a Magic Eraser. These pads are perfect for cleaning dirty dorms and apartments before moving out. With the assistance of these pads you are almost guaranteed to get your deposit back!

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The Case for Keeping Your Room Clean.

The Case for Keeping Your Room Clean.

| October 12, 2010 | 1 Comment

I found a beer can in my shoe the other day. A man with higher expectations- a man more in tune with the norms that dictate our society; not me mind you – but a man like that – just might have been disgusted. Alas, I am a college student, and it takes more than [...]

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The Cleaning Checklist

The Cleaning Checklist

| September 28, 2010 | 0 Comments

A small checklist of the most important house-cleaning factors. It is downloadable.

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