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It’s crazy how many hours there are in the day when you aren’t sleeping. Currently it is 5 AM, and I haven’t slept a full night in over a week. The walls are starting to melt in my peripheral vision. I finished my final final exam earlier today. Yesterday, I mean. Shit. Uh…what was this article supposed [...]
We’ve all been there. You need to get to the grocery store, laundromat, possibly even your drug dealer’s house, but you don’t have a car. Well, I’m here to tell you that just because you don’t have wheels doesn’t mean you can’t get around—you’ve just got to be clever about it. Here are ten quick tips for getting around without a whip.
In today’s edition of The Campus Naturalist, we will be examining a creature indigenous to nearly every college dormitory in America: the RA (or resident advisor). At first glance, the RA may look just like us. This is actually just a highly evolved hunting tactic.
So, what kinds of foods will you be eating this Thanksgiving, or as I like to call it: Patriotic-Football-Turkey Murder-Remember That One Time We Totally Stole That Whole Country From The Natives-Day? I know what I’ll be eating, or rather what I won’t be eating, because it’s a fact that not all Thanksgiving foods are made equal. Just like that time your kindergarten teacher told you that all the kids in the class were unique and special in their own way, the truth is that some are just plain better than others.
This is the Official Thanksgiving Food Power Rankings 2012. Let’s get down to business.
Because studying is for chumps. Here’s what the cool kids do when they’re forced to spend time in the campus torture dungeon/library.