Dan Gallagher is a fourth year student at the University of Delaware. He hopes to one day own a dog and make money.
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I have an irrational fear of being ousted by the general public for something I will write in the immediate future. My preferred nightmare includes:
1) I am on pace to win a revered place in society. (United States Presidency, for example)
2) Heartbreakingly, something “edgy” I wrote between the ages of 16-24 will be uncovered by the general public. (I use “edgy” because the idea of socially accepted writing changes from decade to decade. Just ask Mark Twain!)
3) This article/tweet/Facebook status will cause a fierce outcry from the public, thus resulting in my loss of United States Presidency.
Minutes before their owner was to go out for the night, three shirts had a conversation regarding who reigned supreme in the college closet hierarchy.
A Home-Schooled International Student Writes to His Mother and Tries to Understand What the Hell American College Lifestyle Is
I write with chills in my bones and contempt in my voice. The sense of direction I thought I incurred from years of schooling has become frayed, pointless, and ephemeral. This sleep-away camp, which was promised to me as a gateway to intellectual stimulation, is nothing more than a booze-soaked exhibition in horndoggery, casting away those who seek academic guidance in favor of perpetual alcoholic incompetence.