Your Halloween Candy Horoscope
Pick your favorite candy/chocolate bar to check out what kind of Halloween you’ll be having this year.
1. Tootsie Rolls
Your bounty will be plentiful, but your lack of creativity and originality in your favorite candy selection will severely limit your interactions with other people, particularly love interests. Try throwing in some salt water taffy to mix things up both in your trick-or-treat bag and in your personality.
2. Almond Joy
Avoid drama with lovers of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. You will never see eye to eye with them, but your animosity is at its highest this time of year. Seek refuge in the arms of a friendly Tootsie Roll companion and bond over how your favorite treats are so misunderstood.
3. Sweet Tarts
Sweet Tart lovers are what they eat. Make sure to balance both sides of the Sweet and Tart this Halloween and channel it into whatever costume you adorn. Don’t let the Tart overpower you as you put on your sexy (fill-in-the-blank) costume. Otherwise, there will be consequences to pay come the morning of November 1st.
4. Butterfingers
Make sure to clean up after yourself wherever you go. Your artistic expression of your exuberance in consuming your candy may put Nerds and Mr. Goodbar lovers on edge. Halloween is the perfect time to link up with your kindred spirit, Snickers bars.
5. Hershey’s Milk Chocolate
If you play your cards right, you might leave Halloween night with a little more than a few bars of Hershey’s Milk Chocolate. Stay the course. Slow and easy wins the race so don’t try to jump to the ending that awaits you.
6. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
Supply is always scarce and demand is always high, so cherish dearly each cup you consume. Remember, if you get a full-sized pack to share one with your significant other. Otherwise, turbulence will greet you come Thanksgiving.
7. Mr. Goodbar
You are a classic and unique, so there’s no need to stress to dress to impress. You do you and opportunities will just fall into your lap.
8. M&Ms
Be wary of eating too many fun-sized containers. It’s easy to lose track, in which case a trip to the dentist’s office may be in order. Don’t hesitate to share the wealth…it well help you win friends and influence people. Avoid debates over which is the best color M&M, especially with Nerds enthusiasts.
9. Twizzlers
Bring a pocket mirror with you.
10. Kit Kat Bars
Don’t give anyone a break. You are a strong, confident individual and a force to be reckoned with. Kick ass and take names this Halloween. Don’t forget to hit on some Nerds.
11. Nerds
Eat cautiously, as the sugar rush from over-consumption can lead to erratic behavior. Don’t shy away from the dance floor, even if your drinks haven’t hit you yet. You are going to Party Rock because you are Sexy and you Know it. Hit on anything that moves and you’ll probably have a success rate of 85%.
12. Snickers
Snickers lovers are flexible and adaptable. You can eat them as is. You can still them in the freezer. Nothing can get you down. Make sure to lend a shoulder to cry on when Halloween goes from fun to f*ed up for any of your fellow candy lovers.
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