7 Substitution Phrases for I Love You
Michelle expertly implementing #2
- “I will eat at Cinnabon with you for breakfast and Popeye’s for dinner, even though I’m trying to lose three pounds before Halloween. I’m sacrificing looking like a sexy kitten to bond with you through America’s fast food. Only for you would I do this.”
- “I don’t mind the 30 minute stench you leave in my bathroom after your morning dump. Feel free to do it every morning, it’ll never bother me. You had Taco Bell last night? No worries.”
- “You can take full command of the remote tonight. I’ve never let anyone else control it before. I used to take it the bathroom with me when I was little so my sister couldn’t even have it while I was gone. I’m trusting you to find a good show to keep us thoroughly entertained tonight, or at least until I change my mind. Make me proud soldier.”
- “Sure you can drive my car, even though I don’t own it and my mom said she would literally wring my neck, like hands tight around my neck, if someone else drove it and got it in an accident.”
- “Three years later I still re-wrap your Christmas present at least twice to make sure it looks like Buddy the Elf crafted it himself in the North Pole. Even though you don’t look at the wrapping as you tear away at it, I want it to look like pure Christmas and impress the hell out of you.”
- “I hate annoying drunk people, but I have all the patience in the world with you. I don’t mind rubbing your belly and helping you get comfortable wrapped around the toilet. I’ll even get you a greasy bacon, egg, and cheese bagel in the morning to make you feel better.”
- “You make me want to be a better me in the world, but only as long as you are with me. Otherwise this is as good as it’s going to get for me (please say you’ll stay)…”
Category: Dating, Dating / Sex, Love
