Tonight is the premier of the 5th Season of Parks and Recreation, something we are incredibly excited about for the sole reason that we get to hear more from our favorite character on television, Ron Swanson. His deadpan and overtly masculine demeanor has motivated all of us to look deep into our selves and question what we value most in our lives. And if it’s not meat, hunting or breakfast foods, he’ll tell you to go to hell.
It would be a bit of an understatement to say that Nick Offerman’s character has developed a little bit of a cult following. There’s a tumblr of cats that look like Ron, a website promoting Ron Swanson for Governor, and of course, The Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.
Allow us to add to the Ron Swanson fandom as we submit our 12 favorite pieces of advice from the man himself.