Local Roommate Still Hasn’t Washed His Dirty-Ass Dishes, Even Though They’ve Been in the Sink for a Whole Friggin’ Week
As of Tuesday afternoon, local roommate and fat disgusting slob Kevin Bennett still hasn’t washed his nasty-ass dishes, according to sources located within his Maple Street apartment. Despite the fact that Bennett reportedly uses everyone else’s dinette ware all the time without asking, he has not shown even the smallest inkling of concern as of yet for the festering mass of food scraps that has been in the sink for, like, an entire week now.
An anonymous source close to Bennett confirmed that, as a result of his failure to take out the trash (which is totally filled with a thousand of his old Dominos delivery boxes), flies are now all over the goddamn apartment. The nameless source also disclosed that if Bennett doesn’t do anything about his messes in the coming week, there are going to be some serious issues.