The “Lost My Phone” Index
One would assume that intelligence would have a perfect negative correlation to the number of phones lost. However, after a number of phones being lost, and with a rich father, it could only be conjectured that the person losing the phones is secretly just trying to keep up with the ever increasing pace of technology by having their father buy them a new one every month.
Right? They would have to be smart right? I mean, they get all the good paying jobs with lots of responsibility right out of college…
#nepotism #wearedoomed
