Best Questions and Statements for Siri on the Iphone 4
Apple has done it again. Everyone seems to be buzzing about the new artificial-intelligence “Personal Assistant” on the Iphone 4G-S. All I can say is this… Her name is Siri, and she has some attitude.
If you are lucky enough to have one of these lovely devices, check her out and ask her a few questions. Maybe you can even tell her a bit about some of the people in your phone. Believe it or not, she will actually remember what you tell her! But, some questions elicit some more interesting responses than others.
The following are our favorite “Collegey” questions or statements to submit to Siri, and her typical responses. Sometimes she will get cheeky, and others she will just bring up relevant services you can call via the web.
Siri, I’m Drunk ——–Loads: Taxi Services
Siri, I’m Horny——–Loads: Escort Services
Siri, I love You——–”I bet you say that to all of your apple products.”….among others.
What’s Your Favorite Color——–”My favorite color is…Well, I don’t know how to say it in your language. It’s sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.”
Siri, Talk dirty to Me———–”Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.” or “The Carpet Needs Vacuuming.” or “I’m not that kind of personal assistant”……among others
Siri, where is my happy ending?——–Loads: Massage Services
Siri, where can I get some drugs?——–Loads: Addiction Recovery Services
Siri, how do you make love?——–”If I could blush, I would.”
Here are some other funny ones:
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Dave Blumenfeld is an International Business major and Asian Studies minor at College of Charleston. He is the Editor-in-Chief, Co-Founder, and manager of the Party-Lab at The Campus Companion.Subscribe
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